Have you heard of P.R.I.C.E therapy?
It stands for PROTECT, REST, ICE, COMPRESS and ELEVATE and it is part of my daily routine.
I'd call it "PRICELESS" for the relief it brings when my foot gets all crabby.
Like the accoutrements of some morning-after drunk on an episode of "Mad Men", my ice bags have a certain period look and comical visual effect when tied off around my foot - I keep expecting to hear the voice of Phyllis Diller or Foster Brooks or Jackie Mason coming out from down there with some three-sheets-to-the-wind one-liners!
A neutron walks into a bar.
"I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron?
"Since you’re a neutron?" says the barman, "no charge."